Anyway... I ranted a little bit about why I like them, why I need so many different kinds of them, but most importantly, how I've been searching my whole life for a very particular type of whisk, and with soul-crushingly paltry success.
Until today.
I've managed to find it!
A very small whisk head, with a very large (normal adult-sized) handle!
Yay!
I'm so happy <wipes tear>.
Believe it or not, this is actually a bar tool. That's how I found it, anyway.
So, I'm assuming a drink mixer.
Whatever dudes, it's far, far, far more useful to me as a long-handled meticulous mixer of sauces.
Culinary Spatter's whisk-town is now population awesome.